Your zodiac sign determines your cereal

Corn Flakes were created out of strife in the Aries family, just as Mars, the planet of war, rules the sign of Aries.

ARIES - Cornflakes

Aries, the first sign of the zodiac, is governed by Mars, the warrior planet. 

TAURUS - Reese’s Puffs

Reese's Puffs, introduced in 1994 during the Taurus season, are every bit as decadent as the sign itself. 

When they're hungry, so this cereal, which tastes great whether it's eaten dry by the fistful or with milk and a spoon, is a simple way to get some energy.


As a result, they "lily pad" from one relationship to another rather than commit long-term. This is true for both Trix and Gemini.

Kids love Trix Trix Trix, and Geminis were clearly meant to make them.

The moon rules Cancer, and Cancerians frequently go through life trying to fill the void inside of them with nostalgic films, false romantic notions.

CANCER - Honey Nut Cheerios

Cheerios are like the proverbial empty moon because of their taste and shape.

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